May 2013
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Reblog if at some point you've tried to see if you...
detective-hetalian-in-the-tardis:
whatstheenpointe:
livin-la-vida-loki-d:
tsunderage:
anyone who doesn’t reblog this is a filthy liar
I try to see if I can use the force on a regular basis.
i really have super powers…of inspiration
I tried to lift a table last night
letterstogodptiii:
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
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overwhelmed-with-fandoms:
Highlights of Eurovision
There is Azerbaijan with my new OTP
There is Greece with the free alcohol
You got Iceland with Thor
Romania with the Dracula and half naked men
And of course Malta with the very happy man
esc
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ssophoo:
officialbioware:
fuckyourfreckles:
officialbioware:
femshep:
wtf is eurovision
when europe goes to war for a day with shitty pop songs as their weapons
i thought it was the hunger games with talent
what talent
this
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psychocereals:
jessica-the-human:
kosmicwheel:
crateshya:
darknephilim:
thesickestjokes:
Turquoise is the best colour in the world. It’s cyantifically proven.
you fucking didnt
COLOUR
PUNS
I red that and now I feel violeted. I’m indigonant.
Turquoise is the best colour?? Psht, that’s just a pigment of your imagination.
you little shits.
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zeiua:
themasterslover:
saving-things-hunting-people:
angelsofthelord:
sometimes i wish i was european but then i remember
i’m american and i’m free
so is the alcohol
in europe ALCOHOL IS FREE
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gerardwei:
**REMINDER TO NOT TOUCH COSPLAYERS WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION AND DON’T ASK FOR PICTURES WHEN THEY’RE EATING**
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wally west: hey, i just met you
wally west: and this is crazy
wally west: but whO ARE YOU?!?!?!
forever-classyx:
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
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savedtheumbrella:
“I know what you are…”
“Say it. Out loud.”
“Gay opera dubstep vampire.”
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janecrockersbigredspoon:
wolfcifer:
You’re walking in the woods
There’s no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:
gay opera dubstep vampire
Singing for Romania… Actual vampire Cezar Ouatu
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wolfcifer:
You’re walking in the woods
There’s no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:
gay opera dubstep vampire
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zombiecowboy:
winners of my heart kisses greece
...
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madeyourunandhide:
if eurovision is the european hunger games then we can all agree that the uk is the tribute who got blown up when they accidentally stepped off the podium before the games had begun
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adventuresofpupapan:
d1rkstrid3r:
adventuresofpupapan:
Danish pride right here
You guys have no idea
no
REI
NO
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greatmastercami:
I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE I HAVEN’T LOST A SINGLE FOLLOWER WOW THANKS GUYS YOU’RE REALLY NICE
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whilelifepassesby:
klainecrisser:
Eurovision is the only time where Europe doesn’t feel like we are in Narnia
FOR ONCE A YEAR WE ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET
No wait that came out wrong..
no it came out perfectly
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studjolras:
i dont understand the hype here i mean denmark was good but c’mon it was no elevated singing dracula with half naked men dancing slightly erotically
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snoew:
12 POINTS FROM SWEDEN TO NORWAY
12 POINTS FROM NORWAY TO SWEDEN
CAN I HEAR THE WEDDING BELLS
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holepsi:
YOU
HAVE
NO
FUCKING
IDEA
HOW
MUCH
I
LOVE
EUROVISION
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Eurovision
endearinglypsychoticfangirl:
Europe to the rest of the world
Rest of the World
America
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rellzababe:
fazikku:
pepplemint:
What if Finland gave points to Sweden and now its that awkward thing where your friend bought you a christmas gift but you didnt get them anything
well it just happened
fuck you swedes
I’m so sorry
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akribi:
bennetwilcox:
bennetwilcox:
fun fact, the guy that gave out sweden’s votes was 33 votes away from representing sweden in ESC
I can sense a triangle drama
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12 points to Romania from Tumblr
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xlongbottom:
when you’re sad
remember the malta guy
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greatmastercami:
CONGRATULATIONS DENMARK!!!
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hoflords:
Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.
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darrensblazer:
vinoxe:
egberts:
IS SOMETHING HAPPENING IN EUROPE?
nah
no, we do this every saturday in europe
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cumbercolllective:
United Kingdom only gave Ireland one point, I see a war in the not very distant future.
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anoia:
pyreo:
anoia:
what even is eurovision
ok
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pepplemint:
What if Finland gave points to Sweden and now its that awkward thing where your friend bought you a christmas gift but you didnt get them anything
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mtomoe:
eurovision drinking game: take a shot for every point your country gets
english rules: take a shot for every point your country didn’t get
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omfgitsdeanandjack:
221butts:
WHAT
it seems Sweden has a Pokemon trainer amongst them
greatmastercami:
I can’t believe I haven’t lost any followers like at all
I’m baffled
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madmanwithclaws:
In Europe, there’s no more fandom blogs for tonight.
There’s only Eurovision.
Nothing else exists.
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azuori:
kyokokirigiri:
why is greece in the lead
because europe thinks it’ll be hilarious if greece have to host eurovision
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How to unite Swedes in wild patriotic pride:
short-and-bossy:
1. Make fun of our culture.
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mor-iarty:
its all fun and games until the actually scoring starts, then it’s fucking war
